My senior year of college (2000-2001), I was the "scribe" for Twain House, the dormitory where I lived. My duties were to attend House Meeting every Wednesday night, then summarize the week's events for the 90% of residents who chose to skip the meeting. The (supposedly) weekly notes were posted in every bathroom in the dorm, so a captive audience was ensured. I started out writing the notes with the intent of informing while entertaining my audience; as the year progressed, my goal shifted to informing while abusing my audience. There's a definite progression from "unusual, but somewhat funny" to "cruelly avante garde" throughout the year; if the earlier entries leave you unamused, skip ahead to the latter half of the year. I certainly had a good time - I can't speak for the other residents.

Fall
Oct 11 - Oct 18		:: it begins
Oct 18 - Oct 25		:: guest starring astrotrain
Oct 25 - Nov 1		:: gaming-fueled procrastination? how unusual
Nov 8 - Nov 15		:: nothing happened this week
Winter
Jan 10 - Jan 17		:: tony stark, industrialist chocoholic
Jan 17 - Jan 24		:: really quite loverly
Jan 24 - Jan 31		:: daily radar jokes make this the best. week. ever.
Jan 31 - Feb 7		:: mmmm, donuts
Feb 7 - Feb 14		:: featuring the five dollar date
Feb 14 - Feb 21		:: a tragedy in iambic pentameter
Feb 28 - Mar 7		:: introducing mascot twainbow brite
Mar 7 - Mar 14		:: the end-of-quarter blues
Spring
Apr 4 - Apr 11		:: notes so nice we babelfished them twice
Apr 11 - Apr 18		:: english is different in the year 2100
Apr 18 - Apr 25		:: time ego trip world conquest: a sestina
Apr 25 - May 1		:: from the evil mirror universe
May 1 - May 8		:: andrea's private diary
May 8 - May 15		:: e3 was this week
May 15 - May 22		:: the notes end, and with them, the universe
Omake
Apr 4 - Apr 11		:: original english version
Apr 4 - Apr 11		:: babelfished japanese version
Apr 25 - May 1		:: original HTML file
May 8 - May 15		:: original HTML file
May 15 - May 22		:: original HTML file