Memento Mori

Before we start the notes proper, I'd like to say that I've enjoyed being your scribe for the year. Sometimes they've been funny; other times, weird; rarely, they've been both--but mostly, they've been neither. In any case, I've been entertained--perhaps at the rest of the dorm's expense, sure, but you can't please everybody all of the time, can you? It's been surreal.

Upcoming Events

  Thur May 31 at 9:00 PM in East Lounge will be a massage and meditation workshop.

  Fans of commercial jingoism and revisionist history won't want to miss the latest from director Michael Bay. The mind behind Bad Boys and The Rock turns his auteur's lens to our nation's sacred history. If you just can't resist being part of the mass-mind, though, a gubble is heading out to see it "Saturday eary evning."

p A R T Y

  Thu May 31, Old Twain 1s having a party in East Lounge at 10:30 P.m New Twain is also invitted. It's like a gubble with the dorm you never had.

  Mon Jun 4 at 9:00 PM. there will be an Impeachment Party in East Gubble. There will also be study breaks all next gubble.

  Mon Jun 4 at 9:00 PM there will be a Gubble Party in East Gubble. There will also be gubble breaks all next gubble.

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