NOTE: As these notes are only a single page, I cannot sufficiently explain their tardiness. Rest assured the full and sordid tale is filled with loves won, loves lost, political subterfuge, professional backstabbing, travels to the far ends of the Bay Area, and an expensive and entirely impromptu purchase of a new car battery.* Onward.

Upcoming Events

  Fans of fun, rejoice! Sun Jan 28 begins the MOST FUN WEEK EVER. Yes, that's right: Funnest. Week. Ever. Can the real thing live up to the relentless hype machine, or are Twain residents doomed to disappointment? Only time will tell if this week is an instant classic or simply a mixed bag.

  The Frosh Thank-a-thon approacheth. Free food, free drink, and a Charles Schnooover-proclaimed "best free t-shirt ever." Talk about an offer no freshman can refuse!

  Thu Feb 1 from 8:00 PM-11:00 PM is Freshman night at the CoHo. This is a great opportunity for freshmen to catch up with the rest of their class and for sketchy upperclassmen to hit on freshmen.

  Sat Feb 10, Ujamma will be hosting Club Ujamaa, a free party with live jazz, a Monte Carlo-style casino, etc. It's Ujammin!

  Stanford is hosting a debate tournament the weekend of Sat Feb 10. They are looking for judges with extensive debate experience, but barring that they'll take you. Details to come.

  See Roy if you want to be a HoHo. [Insert joke here].

Now Printing: Twain Party GET!

  Fri Feb 2, enjoy Screw Your Roommate at the Faculty Club. Trancos will be there too; perhaps an enterprising Twain student can work out a roommate-exchange program. Katie P's got mad skillz -- by which I mean the invitations.

Twain Matters

  Flicks passes are $15, but you can not get a Flicks pass for free.

  Cathie talked about community service! Thanks Cathie! Everyone, go read Cathie's bulletin board! It's outside Cathie's room!

  Pay Lily for Stomp, or else. You don't want to see Lily mad. At least, I sure don't.

-AndrewV, with half a mind to scream out loud