I sat down to write this week's house notes and realized--for the first time--that I never did them last week.

It's been that sort of week.

Upcoming Events

  Sat Mar 3 at 1:00 PM in East Lounge we will watch the UCLA game. Neither pizza nor drinks will be served.

  Tue Mar 6 the Sexual Health Peer Resource Center, or, as all the cool kids call it, "SHPRC," will be giving a Highly Informative Presentation.

More parties than December 12, 2012

  This weekend is Partygeddon. I really can't list them all here, just go outside and walk towards the sound of noisy, drunk people. There's like two or three major parties every night. Local community standards find it obscene.

Twain Matters

  Our dorm t-shirt has been chosen: Twainbow Brite! Proving that 80s kitch beats 90s technology any day of the week. Yay for Twain! And yay for you.

  Assassins is in full swing. Kill 'em all; let Dru sort it out! --That's my modus operandi. Fail to take out your target by Sunday night and Charles will terminate you with extreme prejudice. It won't be pretty.

  Cathie got ornery at the numberof students¹ who volunteered last time. Try harder, for Cathie! The first event is assisting with CPR training, which on a scale of seventy-three to the most gets a double-underlined C minus. Even Cathie soon dismissed this event in favor of the second: giving snacks and books to cute, adorable children! Tue Mar 12 from 6:15 PM-9:00 PM at the Redwood City main library. There will be peanut puffer and appel joose.

-AndrewV is just killing time